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One time there was this girl who's name was Snotty Little Punk-out Spoiled Little Brat. Well...actually that was what everybody called her. Her real name was Carla.

Ya, okay I know that may seem a pretty little everybody-likes name right? Well you better think again. Yep you heard me, think again. Do you want to know what I think? I think it means, Snotty Little Punk-out Spoiled Little Brat. Did you hear me? I said it loud and clear. Anyway do you know how she got her name?

It all started when I was in class one time talking with my friends. And all of a sudden Ms. Chapper stood in front of the class and said,

"Class, I would like for you to meet Carla. She is a new student here in our class. Isn't Carla a wonderful name, class?"

Stop right there!!! Did you here what I just heard? I think you did. I think I am going to puke right now. Do you agree with Ms. Chapper that Carla is wonderful name or do you agree with me? Please say you agree with me!! Pleeeease!! Yes you do I just knew you would agree with me. Now I feel a lot better. Now shall we get back to the story? Okay.

"Anyway class I would like for you to make her feel right at home. Carla is a nice, sweet, young little girl. And I would like for to treat her very nicely, okay?" Now let's get started in math."

As I was doing math Carla found a seat right next to me!! That is so disgusting. Anyway as I was watching her I saw that she had on very dirty clothes on. Oh my gosh, isn't that sick to wear dirty clothes to school? Eeuuu!
Anyway I also noticed that she had a shirt on that said, PUNK written in dark bold letters. Just then she turned around and gave me a horrid look. Oh no she didn't! Yes she did! When I saw that look I knew she was going to be a bad one. What I mean is a bad girl who is always mean to other people.

"Alright class it is time for recess now so get on your coats and head out," said Ms.Chapper.

"Hey Anna I need to talk to you so wait up for me!" I called out.

"Hey what's up?" she asked.

"Do you like the new student?" I asked.

"No, I do not. Did you noticed she had on dirty clothes?" asked Anna.

"Ya, I know that is so disgusting! Look here she comes!" I said.

"Oh my gosh look at her she, she, she's just so ugly!" I said.

"I know oh my gosh do you notice something?" Anna asked.

"No, what?" I asked.

"She is hiding her face because she is picking her nose!" Anna explained very grossed out.

"Eeuuuuu! That is so disgusting!" I said.

"I double-dog dare you to go talk to her," I said to Anna.

"Double dare me?" asked Anna.

"Yep, double-dog dare you to," I said.

"Fine, I will," said Anna.

Okay now sense she is going over there I will be watching. Okay right now she is talking to her. Oh my gosh! Carla just told her to get out of the way! Anna came running over to where I was at.

"What's the matter?" I asked.

"Carla told me to get out of the way! Can you believe that?" she asked.

"Oh no she didn't!" I called out.

That is my saying of that I can't believe she did that. Okay back to the story.

"I am never going to talk to that Snotty Little Punk-out Spoiled Little Brat!" she said.

And now you know how she got her name. (Snotty Little Punk-out Spoiled Little Brat)